:with microphone in hand:
Greetings, muchachos! Howlin' Mad Murdock here with live updates about the team and where to find us and how to hire us and all that other jazz. But first, I'd like to get a comment from BA...
:walks over to BA, mic in hand, in a somewhat nasal tv reporter voice:
:shoves mic away:
Get your hand out of my face, sucker!
:backs up wisely, lapsing out of reporter voice:
Hey, watch it, man, this is my trademark microphone! And besides, you're giving yourself a very poor image with the press.
I don't care about no invisible press, Murdock, and your trademark is stupidity!
Well, that's not very nice. Tell you what, I'll do the report myself.
:in nasal reporter voice again:
That's right, folks, Mr. Baracus is not available for comment at this time. However, if you would still like to hire the A-Team or become an honorary member (that is, not one of the fantastic four), you can send us a note at the address on your screen: The--A-Team.
:loses reporter voice yet again:
Honorary members are people we've met along the way (Amy, Tania, etc.) and whom we acknowledge as friends of the team and we'll support in some fashion (e.g. adding your team-related artwork to our favorites and/or gallery, if requested; etc.).
:and lapses back into it:
Just remember, note us at the address above to confirm your position in the team--we will perform a background check to make sure you are not a part of the US Army, as they still haven't given up trying to catch us. Honorary members are entitled to put a "[Your team name here] of The--A-Team." or "[Your team name here], protected by The--A-Team." tag or something to that effect in their signature line. There are probably more benefits to come, but those terms and conditions will be disclosed later.
This has been Howlin' Mad Murdock, reporting to you live from somewhere. Back to you, Billy.
John "Hannibal" Smith:
Templeton "Faceman" Peck: dirkbenedict28
"Howlin' Mad" Murdock: HM-Murdock
Bosco "BA" Baracus:
Amy Allen: kitsunekaminari
Mr. Lee: Mr--Lee