:talking into camera lense, [link] displayed on a canvas in the background:
Yes, ladies and jellyfish, this portrait is unquestionably the most accurate depiction of Mr. Baracus' head yet in existence. Some critics have said it defines him. Others--

:lumbers on-screen:
What is this, Murdock?

:to camera:
After these messages, we'll be right back, folks, so don't go away!
:to BA:
Next time don't interrupt my program, man, okay?

: becoming a little more irascible, if that's possible:
What is this, sucker? Are you painting me?

No, BA, if I were painting you, you would have a fine smattering of oils and acrylics all over your face. I did, however, paint a picture of you.

Why?

Well, remember that time last month when I left the lights on in your van, and we left for a few hours and it didn't start when we came back?

Last month? You left them on three times this week! That last time was the closest encounter we've had with Decker all year!

Uh, right. Well, I painted this for you as an apology.

Apology? I don't want no apology, fool! I want you to stop driving my van!

Aw, c'mon, BA. I painted this to show you how remorseful--how truly sorry I am for leaving your lights on. Now do you think I'd do that just to start a conversation like this one we're having now, at the risk of your wrath, without some motive?

Yeah. Your motive is you're crazy.

No, BA! My motive was to give you the nicest apology I could come up with, and this is it. I'm sorry I left your lights on last month. I'm sorry I left them on three times last week. I'm sorry I filled the gas tank with orange juice tonight. Can we just move--

You what?
:goes to check van, taking canvas on the way off-screen:

:yells after BA:
Well you could have at least said, "Thank you,"!

.:hours later:.

:walks up to BA, one hand keeping jacket closed:

What do you want, sucker?

Since you didn't seem to like that painting, I made something else.
: opens jacket to reveal new t-shirt:
[link]

Grrrrrr...
:scowls and shakes fist menacingly:

:runs away, holding baseball cap onto head, irked at how ungrateful some people can be: